What the fuck did I just watch? For real, what the fuck is this film? I spent so much time trying not to fall asleep and then just... fuck it. Let's get into it.
Antibirth takes one of the girls from Orange is the New Black and fucks her up on all of the drugs. After a night out at a party she wakes up and begins to show signs of being pregnant. She doesn't remember much from the party but is pretty sure she didn't have sex with anyone. The pregnancy has weird side effects like skin peeling or lactating blood or the grossest blister drain scene I've seen in a while. The final payoff in this film consisted of me yelling "what the fuck is that?!" or "what the fuck is going on?!" at the screen multiple times.
I've complained of slow burns before but this was like a fuse that never let. Most of the film's story is told while people are getting high and then faux artsy drug induced shots of TVs or scenery. A lot of the music was baby's first Casio pre-programmed drum beats with mumble lyrics and effects pedals over it. There was one song that sounded like it was a Brian Jonestown Massacre song but it could just have been a rip off.
Then the ending, Jesus barebacking Christ, the fucking ending. If you ever wondered what it'd look like if Bigfoot fucked the Creature from the Black Lagoon then look up the last 10 minutes of this movie. Don't watch the rest, just watch the ending because the rest of the movie does not fucking warn you! I can't handle this. I'm done. Fuck this movie!
I give Antibirth 0 boys wearing an "I'm preggers" shirt out of 5:
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