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Friday, April 20, 2018
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988) 1h 37m
To start, if you've never seen Hellraiser then you might want to click on that and read my review from way back in my first cut. I glanced at it and it is an epic read compared to how I do these now but it'll fill you in on everything you need to know. Why? Because I never realized how much you need to have seen the first Hellraiser to understand all of Hellbound: Hellraiser II. The first Hellraiser movie we watch quarterly, like it's some sort of solstice celebration. "Let us celebrate the time of harvest with demons in bondage gear!" But it's been some time since I've seen numero dos. So is it time to play?
Hellbound: Hellraiser II takes place shortly after the end of the first Hellraiser (ignoring the very end with Kirsty and her boyfriend trying to burn the Lament Configuration only to have some weird Spawn villain steal it from the fire). Kirsty wakes up in a hospital where she sticks to her story of her skinless uncle and tramp step-mom (Julia) murdering her dad, a puzzle box that opens the gates of hell, and demons. It is quickly uncovered that the doctor in charge has had an obsession with the Lament Configuration and the Cenobites. It comes upon Kirsty to once again deal with Pinhead and his gang, stop the doctor and Julia, and save a young girl named Tiffany.
Despite the fact that Hellraiser II has a ton of spliced-in scenes from the first movie, I tend to prefer this one over the original. This film takes what little we know about the Cenobites and basically hands us an encyclopedia of expanded knowledge. We find out there are multiple Lament Configurations, that the Cenobites were all human prior to being changed, how Cenobites can be created (and destroyed), and what their world really is. It's the kind of lore dump that causes a person like me to pause the film and just try to read and make out everything that's in the scene because it's overflowing with info.
This is an odd statement to make, but this film feels more Clive Barker to me than Hellraiser was. If you've ever seen Mr. Barker's art then you'll know that he doesn't hold back on sex and sexuality (read as: cocks everywhere). The concepts of "pleasure" and "pain" have a greater visual representation in this installment. We see a three way with people moaning all while hooks and chains are pulling at their flesh. We have covered bodies writhing and moaning before the sheets stain with blood. Then there's Julia, who wields sex as if it were a knife in a mugging. Just the phallic imagery alone in this film would make Giger froth in anger at all the changes he had to make to his Alien designs.
Hellraiser has become a shadow of what it once was, and that's disappointing. I know that Mr. Barker stopped having major input after the fourth film and it shows (he had very minor input on the sixth, just FYI). If nothing else though, we do have these first two films which are great... then three which has a Cenobite that shoots CD's... just fucking shoots CD's. His name, CD. Fuck that dude. But four makes up for it with Angelique.
I give Hellbound: Hellraiser II 4 latex ladies out of 5:
Monday, October 30, 2017
The Black Room (2017) 1h 31m
There had to have been some house, empty since the mid-80's, that was getting renovated and they found this script hidden in the floorboards. The only catch is that it was written by some 14 year old boy that was sexually repressed and this was the closest he would ever get to woods porn. Then this cursed script found its way to a director who adjusted himself and decided to make it come to life!
The Black Room has a traditional horror premise: house has a demon in it, new couple moves in, demon attempts to use them for his evil purpose. The difference here is that the demon is hyper-sexual in order to create a human/demon hybrid child. So think Amityville Horror meets Species. You know, two films you never thought you'd hear compared in the same sentence.
I feel like this would be one of those VHS tapes I would see for rent as a kid and the cover would scare the shit out of me. It looks so 1984 horror. The entire film had that vibe, just under a modern lens. The old school rotoscoped lightning effects existed with modern practical effects and make-up for a good blend. I will say that The Black Room had a few sloppy moments with such things as showing a full hand after the fingers just got cut off or, and this is more of a personal gripe, a brand new GBH patch on the goth/occult girl's bag. Seriously, she's not listening to GBH. Fuck, I'm not sure anyone still listens to GBH and that includes people that were in that fucking band.
There are also unexplained elements that aren't important to the story but still confusing. Did this couple buy the house fully furnished and just moved in? Are they not creeped out by that? Who has a giant Tibetan Buddha statue when you walk into your house? Why would you not cement over that door in the first place? Scorpion tail dicks?!
I give The Black Room 2.5 Mortal Kombat Scorpions out of 5:
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